Now that we’re all properly lubricated from yesterday’s booze post, let’s talk about food. For all you weirdos out there who can’t sustain yourselves on sunshine and alcohol alone (vodkasynthetic), I’ve compiled a selection of Shark Week themed snacks for you. Let’s just get right into the nitty-gritty and start with my personal fave, “Human Chum”. Now this video, circa Shark Week 2013 demonstrated by Epic Meal Time’s Harley Morenstein, is old news. That doesn’t make it any less awesome or delicious so I implore you to take note and update your shopping list. No worries, no actual human dismemberment is involved – just bacon and Nutella. Do I have your attention yet? Good. So “Human Chum” is basically candied bacon with brown sugar and cinnamon, dipped in delicious things like Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff. Tip from personal experience – don’t cheap out. Applewood smoked thick-cut bacon and real Nutella. I’ll leave you with that and move on. Mashable has a decent list of Shark-Themed goodies - cupcakes and crackers and cakes, as well as one of my weaknesses – shark gummies (no joke, I had them at our wedding at the candy bar). Too lazy to do any of this? No problem. Grab some ketchup, some chicken fingers and an adult beverage of your choice and throw your own party!
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